A Royal Curiosity
The bubbles came up at six in the morning, which is the hour on Crownstone Island when the cooks are still arguing about porridge and the gulls have not yet committed to a plan. There were four of them at first. Then nine. Then a slow steady chain, fat and gold-tinted, breaking the surface of the Glitterdeep just past the end of Bananapeel Bay's longest dock. They caught the early light like tiny rising suns and made a sound that wasn't quite a sound. More of a soft tock, the way a wooden spoon taps the inside of a bowl.
King Ted, who is seven years old and rules an island roughly the shape of a slightly bitten biscuit, saw them from the dock because he was already on the dock. He had been on the dock since five forty-five. He had told nobody where he was going, which is something he does most mornings, and which his subjects have learned to factor in.
He was wearing the crown. Not the gold one. The gold one lives in a velvet box in the throne room and is, in Ted's private opinion, heavier than a king's head can really be expected to bear. He was wearing the paper one. It had been folded out of a single sheet of butcher paper three months ago and was now soft as a handkerchief at the corners, crumpled into a kind of permanent lean, and covered in crayon. There was a drawing of a whale on the front. There was a drawing of a coconut on the side. There was a small purple smudge that had once been a drawing of Bellyroo and was now, charitably, a drawing of weather. Ted saw the bubbles and went very still, which for him takes effort.
Then he turned around and shouted down the dock at the top of his small, considerable lungs. "BELLYROO. BELLYROO. BELLYROO IT IS HAPPENING." Bellyroo had been halfway up the path from the kitchens carrying a basket. Bellyroo is twelve, which on Crownstone Island makes her practically a grown person, and she has the kind of patience that comes from being slightly taller than everyone she loves. The basket contained two flatbreads, a wedge of yellow cheese, six small pickled things, and a flask of water with a slice of lime in it. She had been planning on a quiet day. She had planned the quiet day yesterday. She had told the cook about it. She had told herself about it twice. She came down the dock at a walk, because Bellyroo does not run when she can arrive.
"Now, I'm not saying we shouldn't be excited," she said, kneeling beside Ted, "but what exactly is happening." Ted pointed. The bubbles tocked. Bellyroo looked. She closed one eye, the way she does when she's thinking, and watched a fresh cluster come up. They were not the color bubbles usually are. They were the color of a coin that had been polished by somebody who really cared. "Hm," she said. "Hm is not enough," said Ted. "Hm is for porridge. This is the Glitterdeep doing something. Bellyroo. The Glitterdeep is doing something." "It does do things," said Bellyroo, gently. "That's mostly what it does." "Yes but," said Ted, and then he ran out of words for a second, which is rare, and used the gap to drop to his knees on the dock planks and press his nose almost to the water.
The wood smelled like salt and old rope. The water smelled like nothing he could name. He stared straight down into the green, past his own reflection, past the wobble of his paper crown bent backwards, past the small brown crabs going about their crab business on the pilings. Down, down, into where the light gave up. And something, very far below, glimmered back. It was the smallest glimmer. A flicker. The kind of thing you could blink and lose. It was gold, or it was not gold, or it was the idea of gold thinking about itself. It happened once. Then it didn't happen again. Ted sat up very slowly. His eyes were enormous. "Bellyroo." "I saw it," said Bellyroo, who had not seen it, but who had seen Ted's face and knew which was the more reliable instrument.
"That," said Ted, "is the Hoard. That is the Glitterdeep Hoard. That is the actual real true Hoard from the stories. The one with the. The one that the old fishermen sing about when they think no one's listening. The one with the chests and the. AHA!" He stood up so fast the dock made a noise. "Right! Here is what we do. We get the Regal Peel. We get supplies. We get me a slightly bigger hat for at sea, this one is for shore, and we sail out before the bubbles stop because Bellyroo, Bellyroo listen, what if they stop." Bellyroo did not answer immediately. She was looking at the basket in her hand, and at the line of small pickled things, and at the quiet day she had planned, which was already, she could feel, walking away from her down the beach.
"Now, I'm not saying we shouldn't," she said carefully. "But the tide turns at noon. And we don't actually know what the bubbles are. They could be a fish. They could be a hot spring. They could be a very confused octopus." "They could," said Ted, who was now pacing, "be all three." "That isn't reassuring." "It isn't meant to be reassuring. It's meant to be interesting." Bellyroo set the basket down on the planks. She looked at the bubbles. She looked at Ted. She looked at the bubbles again. A small breeze came up off the water and lifted the corner of the paper crown. "A king," she said, mostly to herself, "who doesn't go and look is just a person in a chair." Ted swung around. "Who said that." "I did. Just now." "It's good. Write it down." "I won't."
Down the beach, in the wet sand where the tide had pulled back, a single shape had been pressed into the shore overnight by something the night hadn't bothered to explain. Two curved lines, hinged. A little like a claw. The gulls walked around it without stepping on it, which is not normal gull behavior, but no one was watching the gulls. Ted was at the end of the dock now, one hand clamped to the paper crown to keep the wind from taking it, the other arm pointing dead straight out at the horizon as if he could pull the horizon closer by sheer royal will. The crown had blown sideways and was hanging off his left ear at an angle no crown has ever been designed for. He did not appear to notice. He looked, in that moment, exactly like a king.
Behind him, without comment, Bellyroo picked up the basket, turned back toward the kitchens, and began, quietly, to pack a second lunch.
